Saturday May 18 , 2024

John: Guitar and Vocals

Quote: “I would like to thank the man above for Anything and Everything that he has done for this group.”

John was born on January 28’th, ’80. He is an Aquarius. His favorite food is pizza and he admits that he eats too much. His favorite beverage is Mountain Dew although many people have emailed me to say it’s Vodka. His favorite color is green.

He is a prankster down to the bone. He claims that the worst prank that he has ever pulled is giving his manager fish flavored gum. But, according to “Teen Machine” the group has had their revenge.

John had a small part in the movie “Edward Scissorhands”.

“It would be going too far to say I was actually in Edward Scissorhands because I had nothing to do with it. Even saying that it would be better to say that I was on the set of the film… would be a complete lie.”

He wears glasses sometimes but not because he has to, because he wants to! Rumor has it that he wears prescription glasses and contacts. He prefers brunettes to blondes and rainy days and cloudy skies make him sad.

When interviewed on Much Music’s Intimate and Interactive, John was the only member of the group who said he wears briefs. The other guys said that they wear boxers. Lately, he has stated that he now wears boxer-briefs.

John was born in Jamestown, NY. He moved with his family to Florida when he was 4. A total waterbaby, John has a scuba diving license and loves the beach (in fact, his dream-date takes place there!). One of his hobbies is boating but he doesn’t get to do that very much these days because he is on tour most of the time.

Fact Sheet

  • Full Name: Johnny Chunk
  • Nicknames: Millard
  • Birthdate: January 28, 1980
  • Place of Birth: Jamestown, NY
  • Height: 1.84m, 6′ 2″
  • Weight: .25 Solar masses
  • Hair: Brown
  • Eyes: Blue
  • Family: Mother Ann, Father Edwin, Sister Sarah and Caroline
  • Favorite Car: Dodge Magnum RT / HEMI
  • First Ambition: Music
  • Pets: 3 or 4 cats named “Rocky” “Sugar” and “Bandit” and three dogs named “Samson” “Simba” and “Pepper” (Pepper’s brother “Salty” lives with Nick’s aunt
  • Favorite Colour: Forest Green
  • Instruments: Guitar
  • Favorite Musical Artists: Sister Hyde, Steve Perry of Journey, Nirvana, Jodeci, Boyz II Men and Michael Jackson
  • Favorite Song: I Will Always Love You
  • Favorite Food: Pizza
  • Favorite Drink: Mountain Dew
  • Astrological Sign: Aquarius
  • Favorite Movie: Aliens, Braveheart
  • Favorite Movie Actress: Sigourney Weaver
  • Favorite Movie Actor: Jeff Goldbloom
  • Favorite TV show: Mad About You, Beavis and Butthead, The X-Files, The Simpsons
  • Favorite Book: Living Free
  • Favorite Type of Clothes: Cotton sweats
  • Favorite Sports: Basketball, football, baseball
  • Favorite Cologne: Gravity
  • Favorite School Subjects: Science, History, English, PE
  • Least Favorite School Subjects: Math
  • Hobbies: Boating, fishing, drawing, basketball, collecting football cards, and playing video games
  • Deodorant: Speed Stick
  • Favorite Ice Cream Flavors: mint chocolate chip, chocolate-chip and cookie dough
  • What he looks for in a girl: he likes girls who are older than him (darn!), girls that are smaller than him (darn!), pretty girls with long dark hair, honest, loyal, very romantic, someone that loves him for who he is deep down inside, someone who is independent and fiesty with a great personality and is not a complete fucking bitch.
  • Dream Date: the beach at night where the moon is full